Tips for new students

Alex Mohr / Feature Writer

This is the sixth week of school, which means this is the sixth week for new students to adjust. Freshmen and transfer students alike have had plenty of time to get used to New Palestine High School, and they have done a good job of it, but here are some tips for those who are not yet up to par.

Tip #1: Don’t worship other high schools before New Palestine High School. Remember, you may have gone to Mt. Vernon last year, but right now you attend NPHS.

Tip #2: Don’t worship meme images. School may be boring at times, but staying off of your phone and paying attention is key to getting a good grade. If you look at memes too much you might become addicted.

Tip #3: Don’t say Marvin Shepler’s name in vain. It’s disrespectful.

Tip #4: Make sure to remember Sundays, because usually it’s the day before school. Remember it and use it to your advantage — do homework, study, etc.

Tip #5: Treat your parents with respect. They pay lots of money to send you to public school, so don’t take your education (or your parents) for granted.

Tip #6: Don’t kill plants. Plants give us oxygen which ultimately gives us life.

Tip #7: Don’t be too serious or else you be like an adult. That’s lame.

Tip #8: Don’t steal from the school. Chances are you will get caught, so it would be best not to take anything from NPHS. Stealing is also morally wrong.

Tip #9: Don’t lie to your friends about how much how many waters you drink a day because they will find out the truth. No matter how hard you try they will find out. Trust me.

Tip #10: Don’t be jealous of people. Don’t be envious of people. Instead be the people.


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